I want. ...

NO I NEED THESE, THEY'RE LIKE AIR TO MY LUNGS, BLOOD TO MY HEART, EXFOLIATOR AND TONER TO MY SKIN:



Gucci men's cruise 2010 leather slipper with bow.

I won't be able to sleep for many nights i'm telling you!

AHHHH!

~Dee-Ha~

The simple fashion equation ....

divided by



multiplied by




equals



How I wish I was French :( ...

I LOVE super VP power duo!

~Dee-Ha~

This girl is totally BOOOOMMMZZZ !!

Totally my new idol, Miss World Singapore RIS LOW!



Now if you think THAT was trashy, watch this!



Oh em gee, that's snake and leopard 'Prinks' outfit is totally me! no?

I love!

~Dee-Ha~

Ps. Apparently, she got dethrowned for Credit card Fraud! LMAO Now she TOTALLY is ... like ... my idol!

Currently loving ....

newcomer Jacquelyn Jablonski (Constance Jablonski's African step sister?!):



Jourdan and Chanel's hybrid is that chu?

I love!

~Dee-Ha~

My (limited) sense of shame tells me no ...

but my Russian tacky heart keeps saying yes ....



and my credit card thinks whatever! it's only 18 pounds!




this insane tackiness has got to stop! AHH!!

~Dee-Ha~

it's so bizzarre ...

But i love it!



i love "the bird and the bee"!

~Dee-Ha~

Recession, WHAT RECESSION??

Seems like retail stores are doing any possible things they can to boost their $$$$. I was browsing the luisaviaroma website for some last spring 2009 bargain sales, when i realized they already had SS2010 stuff on sale! HELLO didn't fashion week just finish like 2 weeks ago?! I mean, they have not even reached the peak of winter in the northern hemisphere! Anyhoo, it's not like I'm complaining, because there were some eye candies that I could already pick out:

1. The ultra glam-chic sequin embroided Lanvin jumpsuit, retailed at ~ $ 15K (!!!) which I LOVED instantly when I saw the show (tacky me hoho :D):



2. Rick Owen's beautiful goddess draped dress, although I'm more interested in the gold cuffs, so gothic chic no?



3. Despite the ultra harsh reviews, Lindsay Lohan directed 'high fashion' *coughs* brand Ungaro still managed to produce some wearable pieces with a (comparatively) decent price tags:



Of course there were pieces that made me roll my eyes and scratch my head, like this hooker fabuleux Balmain sequin ripped dress:



The worst has got to be this:



Please correct me if I'm wrong, but did the price tag say AUD 1315 ?!! PUH LEASE, in this recession time who would pay that much a for train wrecky (American Apparel inspired) t shirt? I might as well go down the road, ask some homeless man for his tshirt, put a Balmain tag on it and still look better!

So ....




WHAT RECESSION I'M TELLING YOU!

~Dee-Ha~

IF THIS is considered curvy ...

then what am i? My recent visit to the Victoria's Secret website (don't ask why!) made me question whether the ideal image for a brand who's famous for only choosing 'CURVY' girls has changed over the years:



Don't get me wrong I love Ms Poly to death, but for VS, really? Then I saw this photo of LIly Donaldson and I couldn't believe my retarded eyes:



Photoshop much?

~Dee-Ha~

images from victoriassecret.com

Mark my words ....

CELINE IS THE NEW CHLOE! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Pheobe's newest collection for chloe ... i mean ... celine. Clean, modern, feminine yet really strong at the same time.



Uber GORGE no? The sountrack too is amazing!



Bernard Arnault has got to be the smartest man on earth when it comes to acquiring talents. I can already see that leather shift dress with silk tie collar, the sleeveless trench dress and those sharp skirts and coats flooding $$$ into the LVMH group!

Can't wait for the full show video to come out now!

Welcome back phoebe philo!

~Dee-Ha~

Merrier the more, triple fun that way!

I heart Britney ...



It's soo addictive, it's almost like (diet) coke to me!

Cheesiness I LOVE!

~Dee-Ha~

Today is ....

Happy Birthday to Moi!

Feel free to shower me with Kirkwoods and Ackermanns!

~Dee-Ha~

I need these ... like RIGHT NOW!

Nicholas Kirkwood SS2010 brogues:



That blue pair must be MINE! *wishful wishful*

*needs to pack my bag and move to London FAST!*

~Dee-Ha~

image from stylebubble

She's bringing sexy (Tom Ford) back!

I loved the latest Gucci collection. Practicality and wearability to the mass market? May be not. Authoritively bondagy sexy? HELL YEAH!



Now while I've always loved the whole boho chic themes Frida brought out the past few seasons, My jaw dropped when I saw a lot of Tom Ford in those uber provocative outfits. That saying, the collection is totally Frida Giannini still.



3 points taken from this collection: Bondage is official. Frida Giannini at this moment OWNS Gucci. Oh, and you better add 'sporty bondage' to your trend vocabulary for next season :).

Tackiness I LOVE!

~Dee-Ha~

I DIED ...

When I saw this H&M shirt from OOoOO:



OH EM GEE, it's (almost) EXACTLY the same as the Lanvin beaded collar shirt I've been dying to own, minus the wrist slitting price (its RRP is 29.99 pounds, which is ~AUD 60!)



WHY DON"T WE HAVE H&M IN AUSTRALIA? :(



Any readers from the States or Europe or ANYWHERE with H&M wanna help me buy this please?! I'll pay you back along with my autograph! lol

*sigh*

~Dee-Ha~

For once I'm not scared, but rather fond of snakes ...

Thanks to Alexander McQueen. Properly the best show of the season yet (for its theatrical and artistic values, production and most importantly, the clothes!)









Those shoes made me drool! They look so comfortable no? lol!

I love!

~Dee-Ha~

love me some miu miu fur ...

Properly the most innane obsession I've had yet, introducing the miu miu fur collar:



Would it keep you warm? Can you use it as a scarf? properly not ...



Can it cover your assets? Would you use it as a top? NAH AH!



I still love it nevertheless ...

This obsession has got to stop!

~Dee-Ha~

Gotta love Europeans ...

Remember this video that caused a massive stir in the blogsphere a while back?



Looks like they released a male version too!



So ... what did you think of the song? LIKE ... YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED TO THE SONG at all you perverts :P.

Gotta love Europeans and their naked-ness!

Now I need to hunt down the second guy in that video! lol jk

~Dee-Ha~

GUUURRLLL you better VOOGGGUUEE!

Why did I not know about this earlier?!



they better start calling themselves 'SASHAY FIERCE'



Let these MAMAs teach the pussycat dolls some JAI HO moves!



I DIED i'm telling you! *runs to the mirror and starts vogue-ing* :D

I LOVE Vogue Evolution!

~Dee-Ha~

This is how pregnant Vogue Paris girls still stay so chic ...

LOL JK! Actually, it's more like this. 6 month pregnant Paris Vogueete GERALDINE SAGLIO:



Ain't nothing stoppin' ERRR from rockin' EERR leather pants and killer heels!

I love!

~Dee-Ha~

images from jaknjil

a stylist's advice may not always work ...

Just saw this "OUTDRESS, NOT OUTSPEND" video from Target (I know... don't ask why), and I gagulated. Watch watch!



Nina Garcia should be fired I'm telling you. I'm ... amazed *cough* ... at her talent of being able to transform a very (fake) decent dressed (actress) girl into a real hoochie mama. And the close up of her metallic eye make-up at 0:27 makes my kitten shiver . Also, how do you persuade someone to try on colours when you're wearing all black from head to toe?

Just a thought ...

~Dee-Ha~

PS. did you also notice she was also wearing a $ 1K+ pair of louboutin fringe boots and a $1K+ Hermes Collier de Chien bracelet? NICE WAY TO PROMOTE TARGET NINA!

I know 123456789 fashionistas would've posted this by now ...

but still, I'm mesmerized by Albert Elbaz's latest collection for Lanvin:



who says you can't be creative during recession time?



As always, the shoes and jewelry are TO DIE FOR:



The sequin encrusted dresses will have all the editors go BANANAS!



How could Mr Elbaz keep outdo-ing himself every season?! HOW?!

I love!

~Dee-Ha~

1 2 4 3 none of these chicks look better than me!

I cant stop watching this!:



Addicted is an understatement!



tackiness I LOVE!

~Dee-Ha~

I love Chuck Bass and Arena Homme Plus ...

But how does this make you feel?



A very ... exposed ... Ed Westwick (aka Chuck Bass) on the cover for the latest Arena Homme Plus, which I think is one of the best men's fashion mags out there atm. To be honest, I much prefer the (non chest hair) editorial:







They could've used this for the cover? :



Just a thought ...

SO ...




You know I love you all!

~XOXO - Dee Ha~